Showing posts with label Rajon Rondo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rajon Rondo. Show all posts

Friday, November 12, 2010

99 Problems & Chris Bosh is One

 The Miami Heat have a problem that could take years to fix. They've overpaid for overrated Chris Bosh. The ex-Toronto Raptors forward, who's never won a playoff series, is coming up short as a member of Miami's so-called Big Three. Bosh's weaknesses have forced Dwyane Wade and LeBron James to shoulder a heavier burden than they signed up for and that's contributing to the slow start of the Heat.
 
 The biggest weakness in Bosh's game is his lack of heart. In Thursday's loss to the Boston Celtics, Bosh watched in awe as Rajon Rondo elevated and rocked the rim in his face. He didn't even put up a hand to disrupt Rondo, let alone give him a hard foul. Rondo shoots 52% free throws and everyone in the league knows it. Even so, Bosh let him waltz through the lane uncontested and untouched. 
 Bosh's heart failure leads to soft and ineffective defense. Tuesday night, Utah Jazz forward Paul Milsap destroyed Bosh for a career high 46 points on the way to giving the Heat their first home loss of the season. Bosh managed a quiet 17 points in 41 minutes of action. 
 During the Heat's second loss to Boston, Bosh was repeatedly pump faked in the air by Kevin Garnett who burned him for 16 points on 6-8 shooting. Garnett also outrebounded Bosh 13-7. 
 In the Heat's loss to the New Orleans Hornets, Bosh had one rebound in 34 minutes. One. Every other big man who played in the game, including Hornets' reserve D.J. Mbenga, managed at least two rebounds. Even the Heat's 6'1" three-point specialist Eddie House grabbed two boards in just 18 minutes.
 Over the summer, some basketball reporters and fans suggested that the Heat would break the '96 Bulls' record 72 win season. That appears unlikely, so now the same hype-meisters have backpedalled into the excuse that the Heat will need time to develop chemsitry. That might explain Bosh's drop off in scoring, but rebounding and defense are about effort and desire and Bosh is lacking in both.
 Amar'e Stoudemire is learning to work with new teammates in New York and yet he's outrebounding Bosh by two full rebounds, 8.0 per game to 6.0. He's also besting Bosh in blocked shots, 1.8 to 1.2 per game.
 David Lee has an impressive 11.3 rebounds with his new Golden State Warrior teammates. That's almost double Bosh's numbers. Lee also edges Bosh in steals per game, 1.1 to 0.7. 
 Even Jazz newcomer Al Jefferson is crushing Bosh on the boards. Jefferson is averaging 9.3 rpg and adding 1.4 bpg, both better than Bosh. 
 Bosh's 6.0 rpg is 56th in the NBA (Joakim Noah leads with 13.9). He's 105th in rebounds per 48 minutes with 8.6 (Kevin Love leads with 21.6). 
 Among his Big Three brethren, Bosh has fallen off the hardest. While LeBron's scoring has dropped, he's having a career year with 8.7 apg. His rebounding average has only dropped slightly below his career average of 7.0 rpg. Dwyane Wade is scoring a steady 24.0 ppg while averaging a career best 5.8 rpg. 
 Bosh's 6.0 rpg is 1.4 rebounds worse than his previous low from his rookie year. His 14.8 ppg is a huge dropoff from the 22.8 he's averaged over the last five seasons. 
 Even among his role playing Miami teammates, Bosh's numbers are low. Backup power forward Udonis Haslem is averaging 8.4 rpg in 26 minutes. Centers Joel Anthony and Zydrunas Ilgauskas both average more rebounds per 48 minutes than Bosh. 
 Blocks per game is the only category where Bosh leads the Heat. He's tied with Anthony at 1.22 bpg. Anthony clocks half the minutes that Bosh plays.
 The numbers show that the Miami Heat are paying Chris Bosh the same as LeBron James and more than Dwyane Wade while Bosh is carrying a small fraction of the workload. If he's not getting as many touches in offensive sets, he should be going after more rebounds and wreaking more havoc on defense. His recent play against the Celtics, Jazz and Hornets shows that Bosh is up for neither challenge. 
 The Heat are on the hook for six years and $110 million of mediocrity in the paint unless Bosh finds it in him to do more than dance during midsummer pep rallies. The only major free agent of 2010 who has done less than Bosh this season is Carlos Boozer and he has the excuse of not playing a single game. For now, Miami's Big Three are more like the Dynamic Duo with one big soft overpaid problem holding them back. 


        

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

LeBron James: New Questions After Heat Debut

 What should I do? 
 Should I take over in the third quarter of every game when we only have 30 points at the half? 
 Should I find a team with a guard who can defend Rajon Rondo? I thought Wade could do it but I guess I was wrong.
 What should I do? 
 Should I demand a trade if Pat Riley isn't coaching the Heat by the All-Star break? 
 Should I tell Ilgauskas that I'm really sorry but we're going to have to trade him for a younger guy who can actually guard somebody in the paint? 
 Should I tell Chris Bosh that I have no intention of reliving my Antawn Jamison experience of softness in big games? 
 What should I do? What should I do?
 Should I stop trying to use turnovers as a triple double padding stat?
 Should I find a way to stop this losing streak I'm on? Maybe I should've played with Team USA last summer.
 Should I hire Slim Chin to spice up my ad?
  
 What should I do?
 Should I unleash a thirty point blowout on the Sixers tonight that makes Doug Collins wish he'd stayed in the announcers booth? 
 Should I keep being the winless player most of y'all want me to be?
 What should I do?
    

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Lakers Celtics - Game 3 con Mojo

"Everyone who thinks Ray Allen should stop shooting, look or point left."
"Fool sit yo ass down before I put this Queensbridge Quake on you."
 
Rondo: "You just gonna let 'em punk me like that?"
Ref: 2 Thumbs Up.
The Queensbridge Hammer and...
... the lingering after effects of a concussion.
Sheed: "Young buck, if you had a grey patch right here & 2 six packs a day, you could be my Mini Me."
"Hey Ray Allen, I've seen guys at the damn Y with more game than you brought tonight."
"I like little cherry sized ones on top of silver dollars."
Kobe: "Nah dude, peanuts on pepperonis are way sexier."
KG: "Dig I ask you? Please get out my face."
Fisher: "But KG, he's right. Peanuts are more responsive and they-"
KG: "I told him & now I'm telling you. I don't want to hear it from y'all."
Kobe: "Chill dude. We're just looking out for you."
Fisher: "Yeah man, relax. Hey yo Lamar, remember that time at Laker girl tryouts when-"
KG: "Lamar if you say one damn word I swear to God..."
"I PREFER SILVER DOLLAR CHERRIES!!"
"Tootsie Rooooolllll"
"I'm more of an onion man myself."
KG: "What? We can't say what about what?!"
Llama? perhaps. What about giraffe?
No?
Fish takes over for Mamba.
Fish: "Thanks my dude but I'ma head butt you like you Nash if you don't unhand my face."
Allen: "gak.. chkh...augh...uh...ghuagh"
Doc: "Kid, what's wrong? You OK?"
"I'm guess I'm just feeling Ray Allen's pain."
    










Friday, June 4, 2010

Lakers Celtics - Game 1 con Mojo


The Hug Zone Defense
KG's hands are in the air because:
A- He don't care
B- The police just showed up
C- Joey Crawford is on the court
Steve Nash must have loved Sheed for this
Phil Jackson asking Joe DeRosa to throw a ball at Chris Rock
Pierce is missing Trevor Ariza
Kobe is not missing Trevor Ariza
Kendrick Perkins doing all he can to avoid a 7th technical
Sheed auditioning for Dancing With The Technicals
Uh oh. Rondo put himself on Fisher's hit list with this move.
KG prays to the Basketball Gods for intervention in game 2.
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Friday, May 28, 2010

Referee Eddie Rush Should Pay A Fine For Game 5

NBA Referee Eddie Rush should have to pay a fine for the 2nd technical foul that was called on Boston's Kendrick Perkins in Game 5 against the Magic. In fact, all bad techs should cost the offending refs money. Whatever they would've gotten paid for that game, they should pay it all back in fines. 
The league already admitted that Rush made a bad call by rescinding it. But that's not enough. It doesn't bring Perkins back on the court in a game the Celtics lost without him. Rush should personally pay for that out of his check.
 Players, coaches and owners have to pay fines when their personal issues with the league or an opponent cause them to behave in a way that's detrimental to the action on the court. Referees should have to pay as well. 
If Phil Jackson and Dwight Howard can be fined $35,000 each for comments questioning the consistency and fairness of the officials, then refs like Rush should also be fined for openly disregarding the rules in order to punish players and fulfill their personal vendettas.
In 2007, former ref Tim Donaghy admitted to fixing results in games he called for the NBA. In reference  to that case, Commissioner David Stern was asked about increasing the transparency of the referee system in the league. 
"We're not transparent enough," Stern said. "Transparency is a good thing."
A fine for Eddie Rush would be a great place to start for establishing transparency. By erroneously T'ing up Perkins and disqualifying him from the game, Rush gave the Magic a decided advantage. 
A heavy fine would make the punishment fit the crime. It would send a message to coaches, players and fans that the league won't stand for referees making bad, subjective, behavior-related calls that affect the outcome of games.
I don't believe Rush or the rest of the ref crew from game 5 wanted the Celtics to lose. I do think Rush wanted to send Kendrick Perkins a personal message that he doesn't like him and he used a technical foul to do it. In that way, Rush ruined a playoff game by using the league's rules for his own agenda. 
Whatever he was paid for butchering a conference finals game, half should be paid back to Perkins and the other half paid back to the Celtics. 
and
Thanks Pinhead for your eye on the game within the game

    



Sunday, May 23, 2010

Rondo Melts White Chocolate

 Rajon Rondo is electrifying Boston with hustle plays that haven't been seen since Larry Bird in the '80s and Dave Cowens in the '70s. Bird and Cowens were both 6'9". Rondo is 6'1" and 171 pounds. He's smallest guy on the court most nights and he makes the toughest big time plays.
 Last night he wrecked and destroyed Jason Williams on the best hustle play of the whole 2009-10 season. He turned White Chocolate into stale Wonder bread. 
 Rondo outran Williams chasing down a loose ball. He hit the floor diving for the ball that Williams didn't even want to bend down for, and then ran a 1 on 1 shake and bake that had Williams turning over in his grave in the green paint of Boston's TD Garden. Rondo boiled the story of the series down to that one play- the Celtics are better all around and they want to win much much more than the Magic do. 
 Boston fans lost their minds celebrating the play. Rondo turned the happiness of an absolute blow out into a riot of euphoria. Look at Paul Pierce (above). He looks how people looked watching Kings of Comedy for the first time. Like he sees Jason Williams and thinks "Somomabitch."
  Rondo plays in more pads than any player in NBA history. He wears a mouthpiece, one elbow sleeve with full elbow padding, compression shorts with thigh and hip padding, compression leg wraps with knee pads and tape around 3 fingers. He might even have rib pads on under his jersey. He's got the heart of an NFL kick returner with the vision and leadership of a quarterback. He's even tougher than Iverson, and a much more complete basketball player and teammate. 
 The Lakers found ways to reduce Deron Williams to being a non-factor. Will they be able to do the same with Rondo? So far, Wade, LeBron and now the Magic with Dwight Howard's anchor have been no match in these playoffs.

Thanks to Yooniebug for melting chocolate like Rondo

    

Monday, May 17, 2010

Tony Allen's Monster Dunks

Want dunk highlights from this year's playoffs? Tony Allen is bringing them with thunder & mayhem.
Thursday night he put Antawn Jamison on a poster snuffing out the ounce of heart the Cavs forward had left. Yesterday he caught the whole Magic defense sleeping with a scorching alley oop from Rajon Rondo. 
Both dunks are 10s. Enjoy.

Friday, May 14, 2010

LeBust In Beantown

KG: Yo Baby. Noah was right. We can not go back to Cleveland this weekend. You hear me? 
Baby: I know. Yo, let's send what's his name, that other curly dude back wherever he came from.
KG: That curly dude is Brazilian.
Baby: Bruh Who?
KG: Brazilian.
Baby: Well I'm about to kick Bruh Zilian's ass.
Baby: Yo Bruh Zero. I just put a zillion pounds of beat down on yo ass. Get up and let me do it again.
Sheed: There's 3 things I'm still trying to figure out....
One. What's up with Delonte ushering Rondo to the basket? Is he already trying to get time off for good behavior?
Two. What was Shaq trying to do with this move? Is he the Big Sodomus now?
Three: How did Nate Robinson get in this picture?
Jesus Shuttlesworth: Yo I forgot your name dude. Is it Less Williams or No Williams?
Brown: No seriously. I need this JOB! It's not fair that Boston already has all those plays that Red Auerbach left behind. Who left me any plays to run?
LeBust: I almost took you dude. Almost had that quadruple double.
Rondo: You right man. You almost got that ring once too.
LeBust: Yo KG. I'ma give you my last hug wearing number 23. Tell them to trade Paul and Ray for me yo. They old yo. Let me rep my number 6 in here next year. 
KG: We already have a number 6. Try the Knicks.
LeBust: Nah man. If I can't get it done with Shaq and Antawn, how I'ma do it with Galinari and David Lee?
Which is the worst: 9 turnovers and a second round bounce, being heckled by nerdy children,
or being a bigger MVP playoff bust than Dirk Nowitzki?