Showing posts with label Derrick Rose. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Derrick Rose. Show all posts

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Top 10 NBA Dunks of November


 Blake Griffin is exploding into his rookie year with dunks everywhere on anybody. Teammate Eric Gordon adds to the mix. Derrick Rose has some thunder. Russell Westbrook gets involved. There's even a Knick in the mix. Which dunk do you like the best?

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Derrick Rose Posterizes NY Knicks - Video


 Derrick Rose punished the NY Knicks for playing matador defense with a dramatic, emphatic jam. I bet even Michael Jordan's statue outside the United Center came alive off this one. Arguably the most devastating Chicago Bulls dunk since 1998 when M.J. left the building.
 Rose eviscerated Toney Douglas before posterizing Danilo Gallinari.
 Somewhere Slim Chin is lubed up and shrieking, "Daaayum that's freaky nice. Fast don't lie."
      

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

LeBron James: New Questions After Heat Debut

 What should I do? 
 Should I take over in the third quarter of every game when we only have 30 points at the half? 
 Should I find a team with a guard who can defend Rajon Rondo? I thought Wade could do it but I guess I was wrong.
 What should I do? 
 Should I demand a trade if Pat Riley isn't coaching the Heat by the All-Star break? 
 Should I tell Ilgauskas that I'm really sorry but we're going to have to trade him for a younger guy who can actually guard somebody in the paint? 
 Should I tell Chris Bosh that I have no intention of reliving my Antawn Jamison experience of softness in big games? 
 What should I do? What should I do?
 Should I stop trying to use turnovers as a triple double padding stat?
 Should I find a way to stop this losing streak I'm on? Maybe I should've played with Team USA last summer.
 Should I hire Slim Chin to spice up my ad?
  
 What should I do?
 Should I unleash a thirty point blowout on the Sixers tonight that makes Doug Collins wish he'd stayed in the announcers booth? 
 Should I keep being the winless player most of y'all want me to be?
 What should I do?
    

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Flags & Flesh for Team USA's win over Iran at FIBA

 Team USA beat Iran 88-51 today at the first world basketball championship game between the two adversarial countries. Politics were pushed aside, both teams played hard & the best team won in a blowout. Kevin Love led the U.S. with 13 points and Hamed Haddadi of the Grizzlies led Iran with 19. 
 During breaks in the game, dancers were required to cover up while performing out of respect for the Iranian officials and supporters who are offended by the sight of women exposing their skin in public.
 
 The dancers wore long pants during their performances which allowed the most sensitive Iranian supporters to face toward the court at all times during the game. Iranian officials had turned their backs on the dance performances at previous games.
 What a wonderful show of sensitivity for the Iranian people and culture. 
 Now that Team USA won the game & continue on as the top team at the world basketball tournament, Americans should be allowed to celebrate in our own way, fully enjoying our freedoms and our appreciation for the beauty of exposed skin. 
 It doesn't get more American than Karissa Shannon, one of octogenarian Playboy Hugh Hefner's recent girlfriends, wearing an American flag thong on the beach. Thank you Kevin Durant for leading the US to another victory in Turkey so we can enjoy this moment.
 Cindy Crawford shares her stars and stripes at the beach with class and panache. God bless America and bless Cindy even more. Derrick Rose and his 11 points brought us this moment. 
 Raquel Welch rocks boots & booty, showing us that even in the old school, old glory was cool. She's a babe from back in the day of USA coach Mike Krzyzewski's youth. Thanks for the win Coach K.
  
 Dreamy Charisma Carpenter gives us hope for more Team USA victories and more reasons to celebrate in America as the world basketball championship continues in Istanbul. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said there are no gays in Iran. Well our own Rudy Gay's 9 points helped seal the deal in today's game. Thank you Gay!