Showing posts with label Pau Gasol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pau Gasol. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Lakers Sing Jingle Bells


 Ron Artest and Matt Barnes join a few of their Laker teammates and a couple Laker girls in singing lines from Jingle Bells in a Christmas message from the team. Ron's rhythm is a little off for a rapper, but his singing skills are almost as good as Dwight Howard's. Pau Gasol has a tough time with the lyrics, but he probably gets a second language pass.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Monday, June 14, 2010

Tony Allen Wrecks Pau Gasoft

Tony Allen debunked the myth that Pau Gasol is the most dominant big man in the NBA with a devastating block in game 5. Instead of finishing strong at the basket with a thunderous dunk like Dwight Howard or even the Big Geezerneezy Shaq, Pau went up for a gentle layup with no defender between him & the basket. Allen capitalized, running from 21 ft away across court for a vicious help defense block. 
With Bynum's knee ailing and Odom & Artest failing, Gasoft will have to bring more intensity or the Lakers are done Tuesday night.
    

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Lakers Celtics - Game 3 con Mojo

"Everyone who thinks Ray Allen should stop shooting, look or point left."
"Fool sit yo ass down before I put this Queensbridge Quake on you."
 
Rondo: "You just gonna let 'em punk me like that?"
Ref: 2 Thumbs Up.
The Queensbridge Hammer and...
... the lingering after effects of a concussion.
Sheed: "Young buck, if you had a grey patch right here & 2 six packs a day, you could be my Mini Me."
"Hey Ray Allen, I've seen guys at the damn Y with more game than you brought tonight."
"I like little cherry sized ones on top of silver dollars."
Kobe: "Nah dude, peanuts on pepperonis are way sexier."
KG: "Dig I ask you? Please get out my face."
Fisher: "But KG, he's right. Peanuts are more responsive and they-"
KG: "I told him & now I'm telling you. I don't want to hear it from y'all."
Kobe: "Chill dude. We're just looking out for you."
Fisher: "Yeah man, relax. Hey yo Lamar, remember that time at Laker girl tryouts when-"
KG: "Lamar if you say one damn word I swear to God..."
"I PREFER SILVER DOLLAR CHERRIES!!"
"Tootsie Rooooolllll"
"I'm more of an onion man myself."
KG: "What? We can't say what about what?!"
Llama? perhaps. What about giraffe?
No?
Fish takes over for Mamba.
Fish: "Thanks my dude but I'ma head butt you like you Nash if you don't unhand my face."
Allen: "gak.. chkh...augh...uh...ghuagh"
Doc: "Kid, what's wrong? You OK?"
"I'm guess I'm just feeling Ray Allen's pain."
    










Saturday, March 13, 2010

Up For Your Own Big Hair



Grant Hill & Andrew Bynum marvel at the Lopez Gasol sky ballet: Up For Your Own Big Hair.