Celtics' Locker Room Madness

 Over the last couple years, the Cavs put on one of the more entertaining extracurricular shows in the NBA. LeBron dancing his little boogie during blowouts, his teammates pretending that they were posing for photos during player intros and all of them loving all over each other until they were bounced by better teams in the playoffs. The Cleveland party got busted when LeBron dumped Mo Williams and company for his real friends Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh.

 This year, the Celtics are taking over as the fun bunch of the NBA and they are way better at it. They have Nate "KryptoNate" Robinson back with his buddy Glen "Big Baby" "Shrek" Davis. They have one of the best talkers in all of basketball, Kevin Garnett. They've added they rhyming genius of Delonte "Red" West. And to top it all off, they have the king of bug out in this era of the NBA, Shaquille "Big Aristotle" "Big Shaqtus" "Big Green Monstah" O'Neal. 

 Last week, 5'7" Nate Robinson ran suicides in Shaq's size 22 shoes before playing 1 on 1 against Delonte West in those same oversized boats. 

 This week's video is even better. A bugged out locker room dance party featuring a masked Kevin Garnett, the shirtless blubber of Big Baby and cameraman Paul Pierce hyping them up.

 It's alright to be amped about the Miami Heat's upcoming onslaught of offensive mayhem, but don't sleep on the Celtics because the party in Boston might be more fun that the one in South Beach.

     

Lakers Celtics - Game 3 con Mojo

"Everyone who thinks Ray Allen should stop shooting, look or point left."

"Fool sit yo ass down before I put this Queensbridge Quake on you."

 

Rondo: "You just gonna let 'em punk me like that?"

Ref: 2 Thumbs Up.

The Queensbridge Hammer and...

... the lingering after effects of a concussion.

Sheed: "Young buck, if you had a grey patch right here & 2 six packs a day, you could be my Mini Me."

"Hey Ray Allen, I've seen guys at the damn Y with more game than you brought tonight."

"I like little cherry sized ones on top of silver dollars."

Kobe: "Nah dude, peanuts on pepperonis are way sexier."

KG: "Dig I ask you? Please get out my face."

Fisher: "But KG, he's right. Peanuts are more responsive and they-"

KG: "I told him & now I'm telling you. I don't want to hear it from y'all."

Kobe: "Chill dude. We're just looking out for you."

Fisher: "Yeah man, relax. Hey yo Lamar, remember that time at Laker girl tryouts when-"

KG: "Lamar if you say one damn word I swear to God..."

"I PREFER SILVER DOLLAR CHERRIES!!"

"Tootsie Rooooolllll"

"I'm more of an onion man myself."

KG: "What? We can't say what about what?!"

Llama? perhaps. What about giraffe?

No?

Fish takes over for Mamba.

Fish: "Thanks my dude but I'ma head butt you like you Nash if you don't unhand my face."

Allen: "gak.. chkh...augh...uh...ghuagh"

Doc: "Kid, what's wrong? You OK?"

"I'm guess I'm just feeling Ray Allen's pain."

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Big Baby Sees Obama In Celtics Future

 

Doc stashes Big Baby's money in LA, Baby gets it back. Laker fan P Diddy loves Baby just because he buys Sean John merchandise. Baby sees a championship visit to Obama's backyard court in his future. 

All in 30 seconds of being Big Baby. 

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Bananas In Boston

Bug Eyes is using telepathy to get KG to turn around to his right, slowly.

Matt Barnes - Thug Thumbsucker

She is like so not feeling dude in yellow. 

Nobody but Big Baby's mama thinks tongue face is cute.

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LeBust In Beantown

KG: Yo Baby. Noah was right. We can not go back to Cleveland this weekend. You hear me? 

Baby: I know. Yo, let's send what's his name, that other curly dude back wherever he came from.

KG: That curly dude is Brazilian.

Baby: Bruh Who?

KG: Brazilian.

Baby: Well I'm about to kick Bruh Zilian's ass.

Baby: Yo Bruh Zero. I just put a zillion pounds of beat down on yo ass. Get up and let me do it again.

Sheed: There's 3 things I'm still trying to figure out....

One. What's up with Delonte ushering Rondo to the basket? Is he already trying to get time off for good behavior?

Two. What was Shaq trying to do with this move? Is he the Big Sodomus now?

Three: How did Nate Robinson get in this picture?

Jesus Shuttlesworth: Yo I forgot your name dude. Is it Less Williams or No Williams?

Brown: No seriously. I need this JOB! It's not fair that Boston already has all those plays that Red Auerbach left behind. Who left me any plays to run?

LeBust: I almost took you dude. Almost had that quadruple double.

Rondo: You right man. You almost got that ring once too.

LeBust: Yo KG. I'ma give you my last hug wearing number 23. Tell them to trade Paul and Ray for me yo. They old yo. Let me rep my number 6 in here next year. 

KG: We already have a number 6. Try the Knicks.

LeBust: Nah man. If I can't get it done with Shaq and Antawn, how I'ma do it with Galinari and David Lee?

Which is the worst: 9 turnovers and a second round bounce, being heckled by nerdy children,

or being a bigger MVP playoff bust than Dirk Nowitzki?

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NBA Enforcer - Kurt Thomas vs Glen Davis

Milwaukee Bucks forward Kurt Thomas gave Celtic Glen Davis some payback in the form of a flagrant foul last night. Davis put a hard foul on Bucks guard Brandon Jennings a few weeks ago, so Thomas made the most of his recent increased court time by retaliating on Davis last night.

The Bucks will likely face the Celtics in round 1 of the playoffs beginning Saturday. Thomas's foul sends a message to the Celtics that the Bucks aren't intimidated by Boston's history. Milwaukee will add their own brand of physical play and intensity into the mix.