Showing posts with label Raquel Welch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Raquel Welch. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Flags & Flesh for Team USA's win over Iran at FIBA

 Team USA beat Iran 88-51 today at the first world basketball championship game between the two adversarial countries. Politics were pushed aside, both teams played hard & the best team won in a blowout. Kevin Love led the U.S. with 13 points and Hamed Haddadi of the Grizzlies led Iran with 19. 
 During breaks in the game, dancers were required to cover up while performing out of respect for the Iranian officials and supporters who are offended by the sight of women exposing their skin in public.
 
 The dancers wore long pants during their performances which allowed the most sensitive Iranian supporters to face toward the court at all times during the game. Iranian officials had turned their backs on the dance performances at previous games.
 What a wonderful show of sensitivity for the Iranian people and culture. 
 Now that Team USA won the game & continue on as the top team at the world basketball tournament, Americans should be allowed to celebrate in our own way, fully enjoying our freedoms and our appreciation for the beauty of exposed skin. 
 It doesn't get more American than Karissa Shannon, one of octogenarian Playboy Hugh Hefner's recent girlfriends, wearing an American flag thong on the beach. Thank you Kevin Durant for leading the US to another victory in Turkey so we can enjoy this moment.
 Cindy Crawford shares her stars and stripes at the beach with class and panache. God bless America and bless Cindy even more. Derrick Rose and his 11 points brought us this moment. 
 Raquel Welch rocks boots & booty, showing us that even in the old school, old glory was cool. She's a babe from back in the day of USA coach Mike Krzyzewski's youth. Thanks for the win Coach K.
  
 Dreamy Charisma Carpenter gives us hope for more Team USA victories and more reasons to celebrate in America as the world basketball championship continues in Istanbul. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said there are no gays in Iran. Well our own Rudy Gay's 9 points helped seal the deal in today's game. Thank you Gay!
    


Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Jim Brown Stiff Arms Mike Holmgren

 Jim Brown sent a letter telling new Cleveland Browns president Mike Holmgren to take his job offer and shove it. Brown had been an executive advisor answering directly to team owner Randy Lerner for years before Holmgren's arrival. The new team president offered Brown a lesser role as a handshaking mascot at team events having no direct football relationship with the owner. 
 The greatest running back in NFL history has no need or desire to be the grinning face of the Cleveland Browns franchise. Here's the letter Brown sent to Holmgren dismissing his $100,000 offer. 

JIM BROWN’S LETTER TO MIKE HOLMGREN
(Editor's note: This is the entire unedited letter, as it was received by the Browns and The Plain Dealer) 

Mike, 
I would hope that you would take the time to read my agreement with the Clevelend Browns. I had no contract, but I was asked to write a job description so that my duties would be clear.

That job description included two things that I think are important. As Executive Advisor to the owner, my job was to use my intelligence, and my logic to advise Mr. Lerner. The second most important thing to me was a clause in that agreement that stated that I answered to noone except Randy Lerner. These two thing were highly important to me because I truly believed, with my educational background, having been a Cleveland Brown for 9 yrs, and having a pretty good knowledge of football, that I could contibute in a valuable way to the organization.

When you called me for a meeting in your office, there was no conversation about that agreement, no conversation about my duties, no conversation about what I felt, no conversation about my relationship with the players, no conversation about my relationship with the coaches, no conversation about my relationship with the head coach, and no conversation about my community work. Ultimately there was no conversation about anything that I felt was related to my job.

Your ultimatum to me was that you would offer me the opportunity of being that of the greeter, that of a mascot, that of a person that would represent special events by his physical presence, and for those things, I would receive a salary of $100,000. All of those things that you offered me would be controlled by you.

After that 10 minute meeting, I went to my office with a feeling that I was just fired by the Cleveland Browns, because in my mind, there would be no way on this earth that you would expect me to go against everything that I’ve ever stood for in my whole life.

Not wanting to get into a public debate, I left my office and went home. I never spoke to the media, or any of my friends at the Browns, because I truly didn’t know what to say to them. I thought that was the reponsibility of the Browns. I wrote you and Randy a note, and said I did not accept that proposed position, but if I could do anything meaningful for the organization, I would consider it. I took that position, because of my respect for the Lerner family, and everyone that I had worked with in the Cleveland Browns organization.

I was able to study your press conference and found your statements to be consistent in the way that you value me, and I observed the comments of the key players that sat by your side, and here was the impression I got: Your most powerful statemnt about me was that, and I must laugh, one monkey don’t stop the show. The two players that were with you, one of them made the statement that he was overwhelmed to be honored, and the other started talking about a subject that was highly important, and that was the pension plan, and the improvement that he would hope would happen, but stated that he was there to discuss the Ring of Honor.

I was happy to hear Joe DeLamielleure bring up the pension plan, because right now Mike, I am working with everything I have in my power to be an advocate for a better pension plan and health care services for all the retired players. If you, in your position of tremendous power with the Cleveland Browns, would become an advocate of those two goals, you and I could walk side by side.

But in my conclusion, I’ve never danced in the end zone, I always gave the ball to the referee, so you should know I don’t dance. Also Mike, I don’t hang out on the Westside of town. I’m an Eastside guy. I play my golf at Highland Golf Course. I don’t go to the Hall of Fame ceremonies, except on occasions, like when Gene Hickerson was inducted, and I felt very proud to be with Bobby Mitchell and Leroy Kelly in showing our respect for his great contribution, and for helping us become great players. I don’t have any trophies in my home on display. I don’t claim to be the best at anything, and I emphatically do not need validation from any man, so I will not participate in your Ring of Honor.

Mike, there’s only one thing that I control in life, and that’s being a man. So let me end with a little humor, because as you say, one monkey don’t stop the show, and as I say “Willie Lynch missed a few of us”, and there will be no Buck Dancing.

From #32
Monique Brown
 Jim Brown stiff armed Mike Holmgren in the same aggressive manner he rocked would-be tacklers on his way to averaging 104.3 yards per game for his career, more than any other running back in NFL history.
 Go Jim Brown Go.