Troy Polamalu's hair has been insured by Head and Shoulders for $1 million. The policy was obtained through Lloyd's of London and guarantees protection in the event harm happens to the locks of the Samoan Samson aka the Farrah Fawcett of football.
Are they afraid that the Steeler safety will experience male pattern baldness at the young age of 29? Or do they fear another Larry Johnson style tackle like this?
The insurance announcement coincides with a new website, TroysHair.com. The site features a game called Polamalooza, which is a tournament bracket where visitors vote on the best hairstyles of NFL history. In order to play, one must get "Polamalamized" aka registered.
A male beauty pageant between football players? The gender bending door opened by a pantyhose wearing Joe Namath in 1974 is now getting kicked down by this new era of Polamalization.
Maybe Polamalu's Pittsburgh teammate Ben Roethlisberger will bring macho back & start advertising Trojan condoms. He might even have to get his penis insured. Then they can make a tournament website matching the biggest dicks in NFL history.
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