Showing posts with label Joe Namath. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Namath. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Ines Sainz Owns The Jets



 The New York Jets found a way to piss off another female reporter the day before they got wrecked by the Baltimore Ravens on Monday Night Football. This time, Ines Sainz was the target of their swords.
 Some Jet players and coaches allegedly acted like a bunch of jackasses and made Ines feel uncomfortable while she was covering their practice.
 
 Ines Sainz is on her game when covering football. The 32 year old reporter for Mexico's TV Azteca knows the NFL and has experience getting in depth answers from top players. 
 Super Bowl caliber teams like the Indianapolis Colts and Chicago Bears know how to work with a woman like Ines Sainz. Teams like those can have a good time without turning her into a frat house stripper. She's even cool with a little light physical contact, although she also may have been sympathizing with these Colts since there is absolutely nothing to do in Indiana. 
 Watch this clip for Ines' take on the Jets. 
 What is it with the Jets? First Joe Namath tried to slurp up Suzy Kolber on the sidelines on live national TV and now the current Jets are harassing Ines Sainz while she tries to interview their quarterback bust Mark Sanchez, aka Spawn of Matt Leinart. They probably should've focused more on their playbook and less on Ines. Maybe they'd have put on a better performance against the Ravens.
 Jets owner Woody Johnson apologized to Ines for the behavior of his squad of boors. She accepted & she's over it, so we can all be over it. Besides, the Ravens served up the last word in their 10-9 win over the overrated & overhyped Jets. Now Rex Ryan's "slapdick" losers can start licking their own wounds since they can't find anyone else to lick them for them.
    




Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Troy Polamalu's Million Dollar Hair

 Troy Polamalu's hair has been insured by Head and Shoulders for $1 million. The policy was obtained through Lloyd's of London and guarantees protection in the event harm happens to the locks of the Samoan Samson aka the Farrah Fawcett of football. 
 Are they afraid that the Steeler safety will experience male pattern baldness at the young age of 29? Or do they fear another Larry Johnson style tackle like this?
 The insurance announcement coincides with a new website, TroysHair.com. The site features a game called Polamalooza, which is a tournament bracket where visitors vote on the best hairstyles of NFL history. In order to play, one must get "Polamalamized" aka registered.
 A male beauty pageant between football players? The gender bending door opened by a pantyhose wearing Joe Namath in 1974 is now getting kicked down by this new era of Polamalization. 
 Maybe Polamalu's Pittsburgh teammate Ben Roethlisberger will bring macho back & start advertising Trojan condoms. He might even have to get his penis insured. Then they can make a tournament website matching the biggest dicks in NFL history.