Monday, August 16, 2010

Udonis Haslem, Busted for Weed.

 Heat forward Udonis Haslem was arrested Sunday for marijuana possession in Miami. He was driving a 2008 Mercedes and got pulled over for speeding at 3:05 pm. The cops smelled weed in the car and arrested Haslem and his passenger Antwain Fleming.
 Haslem faces 5 years in prison and a $5000 fine for possessing more than 20 grams of pot. Fleming faces 1 year and a $1000 fine for possessing less than 20 grams of pot. Haslem was released on bond at 10 pm.
 Udonis got the gift of all gifts this summer when Pat Riley re-signed him to play with Dwyane Wade and LeBron James on the new Miami Heat. It was like when Ernie got a job after Tony & Manolo wasted their boss Frank and the cop in Scarface. You could practically hear Chi Chi saying "Hey Udonis, you got a job."
 Haslem fast-forwarded to the scene where Tony and Chi Chi busted by Mel Seidenbaum for money laundering and tax evasion. Sloppy business leading to easily avoidable trouble with the law. Kinda like being a young black millionaire riding around in a Mercedes in Florida with a giant bag of weed, getting high & speeding. 
 In Miami, it's all fun and games until the handcuffs go on. 
    

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