Showing posts with label Pittsburgh Steelers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pittsburgh Steelers. Show all posts

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Troy Polamalu Challenges Roger Goodell's Regime

 Troy Polamalu wants to play in an NFL that's more democratic. More American and less Chinese.  More Red Hot Chili Peppers and less Guns N' Roses.
 The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette shared Polamalu's take on what fans like about the NFL and the new tackling rules under the dictatorship of commissioner Roger Goodell. 
 "It's football, you know. If people want to watch soccer they can watch soccer. But honestly, overseas when people are attracted to this game, they're going to see the big hits. They're not going to care about touchdowns and different things."
 "(Goodell's) got all the power. That may be part of the problem, that there needs to be some type of separation of power like our government. 
 "There should be some type of players involved in decisions over how much people should be fined or what they should be fined for, as well as coaches, as well as front office people. I don't think it should be just totally based on what two or three people may say who are totally away from the game. I think it should be some of the players who are currently playing."
 Polamalu is a bad dude. Hair commercials and all. The NFL he envisions sounds like a league fans would enjoy even more. The NBA would also improve if they had more voices judging penalties, fines and suspensions. 
 We vote for laws and serve as jurors. NFL Hall of Famers vote for new inductees. Why should't active players have a say in the punishment of their peers? They have a better idea of what's truly dangerous in the moment and what crosses the line of decency in the field of play. 
 When asked if the NFL is confused in its approach to ruling on legal hits, Polamalu said, "No, I don't think there's any confusion. I just think the problem is that they're wrong.
      

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Troy Polamalu's Million Dollar Hair

 Troy Polamalu's hair has been insured by Head and Shoulders for $1 million. The policy was obtained through Lloyd's of London and guarantees protection in the event harm happens to the locks of the Samoan Samson aka the Farrah Fawcett of football. 
 Are they afraid that the Steeler safety will experience male pattern baldness at the young age of 29? Or do they fear another Larry Johnson style tackle like this?
 The insurance announcement coincides with a new website, TroysHair.com. The site features a game called Polamalooza, which is a tournament bracket where visitors vote on the best hairstyles of NFL history. In order to play, one must get "Polamalamized" aka registered.
 A male beauty pageant between football players? The gender bending door opened by a pantyhose wearing Joe Namath in 1974 is now getting kicked down by this new era of Polamalization. 
 Maybe Polamalu's Pittsburgh teammate Ben Roethlisberger will bring macho back & start advertising Trojan condoms. He might even have to get his penis insured. Then they can make a tournament website matching the biggest dicks in NFL history.