Obama's Bunch Makes More Stuff Up

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies......
                                    
                               
Good grief.
CBO says economic stimulus program created 3.3 million jobs last quarter?
From Bloomberg.

President Barack Obama’s stimulus package may have created or saved as many as 3.3 million jobs last quarter and lowered the unemployment rate by as much as 1.8 percentage points, the Congressional Budget Office said.

What?

The $814 billion program, known as the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, or ARRA, probably added between 1.7 percent and 4.5 percent to gross domestic product for the three months through June, the nonpartisan agency said in a report issued yesterday.

Oh I see the key word there, "may" have created. Any bets the media will report this as fact?
Are we reliving the psychedelic age?
It was too hard the first time......