Kobe: Queensbitch, Gasoft & One Leg Bynum ain't hittin' nobody out here so I guess I gotta score all the points and put the hammer on punk ass Pierce.
Pierce: Yo you just gone drop me all up in the scuff marks my dude? My wheelchair can't roll thru the all the cracks.
Kobe: I gotta remember everything now? Why should I care where it's good for you to fall, Wheelchair Boy?
KG: Cuz black giant Leprechauns kill mambas! Now watch where I show you to put Paul next time.
Kobe: Yuck! I'd rather be in a Colorado courtroom than sit with Celtic fans.
Pierce: Oh yes, thanks Kobe. This is more like it. With the right soft landing on her, I won't even need a wheelchair. I gotta remember to thank KG for this.
KG: Don't even worry about it PP. I got you.
Pierce: Ugh, uncomfortable. That ain't what I had in mind KG.
KG: Yo little man, lemme try this new kung fu on you real quick.
Allen: Yo you aight man?
Rondo: Yeah it wasn't as bad as Big Baby droolin' all over everybody.
KG: Yo Rondo. See, that shit worked right?
Odom: What the f-? Yo, this ain't hump ball. It's jump ball!
Morrison: Yeah Lamar! Thanks dude!! I need all the help I can get to get me another ring.
"Can a donkey get a table dance?"
Wade: How many rings do I have, son?
Kid: One, Dad.
Wade: And how many does LeBron have?
Kid: None, Dad.
Wade: Who should Larry King have interviewed?
Kid: You, Dad.
Wade: Exactly.
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