Sometimes it feels like the Man is holding us back in ways not approved by any god, prophet or guru. Like we're being forced to succumb to soul sapping zombies of doom.
How do we overcome the long arm of Mundane?
Introducing the ancient Shaq Fu technique of visualiation called Jam Virtual, a maximum strength energizing jolt to any day. Jam Virtual, or JV, is a way of watching NBA action and imagining that we are in the body of a player viciously dunking on the undead giant Shawn Bradley.
Try JV now. Watch the included video "Shawn Bradley - NBA Bitch" and imagine that you are Chris Webber, Jason Richardson, or even ex-NBA player, current car dealer Ed O'Bannon obliterating Bradley with zero remorse. Feel the stress release with dunk after dunk until you reach a devastating demonstration of Shaq Fu by O'Neal himself on Bag o' Bones Bradley.
Enjoy Jam Virtual and have a damn good day.
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