KG: Paul we can DO this! Remember, anything is possible. Or wait, is it impossible is anything? Whatever it is. It's possible!
Pierce: Man, 3 years you've been putting that stank South Carolina breath in my face. I'm over here trying to figure out how to stop LeBron and you quotin' Adidas.
LeBron: I told you boy. You got nothin' to stop this. I'm bustin' threes on you. I'm wreckin' you in the paint. I'm playing up injuries better than you. You not even the best player on your team anymore.
Pierce: I'm not? Who is?
Rondo: Me dumbass! Y'all fools done messed it all up. I get y'all out to an eleven point lead, making free throws like I'm Steve Nash and y'all can't make shots or get stops. Big three this, big three that. It's Big Rondo in this bitch! Me and Kendrick are the only ones playing defense and we makin' less than Nate Robinson. That's messed up.
Perkins: You mean I got Shaq's fingers all up in my mouth giving me stitches all night and I make less than that DNP-CD waste of cap room Not Robinson?
Meanwhile, in Cleveland:
Varejao: LeBron, why for you cut your hair? I give you half of mine. We make extensions.
Antawn: Shoutout to Agent Zeroooo! You and your guns got me traded to the best team in the league. Thanks bruh. Yo KG, Impossible is nothing!!
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