LeBron James entered Cleveland's Quicken Loans Arena to more boos than any athlete in any arena in American sports history. Pittsburgh QB Ben Roethlisberger allegedly raped a couple different young women and Mike Vick admitted to drowning and electrocuting dogs, and yet no city has been inspired to boo them as hard as Cleveland booed LeBron last night.
The original Cleveland Browns and their owner Art Modell have returned to their old city several times in the form of the Baltimore Ravens and yet they're never booed as loud and long as LeBron was booed. It sounded like everyone in the crowd had booboozelas left over from last summer's world cup.
Joakim Noah once said, "I don't know about Cleveland, man. There is nothing going on. It's bad, man. Cleveland sucks." He played in Cleveland the next day and the boos were a fraction of what LeBron endured.
Why would all these supposed Cleveland Cavalier basketball fans be so angry at the player that brought them to the NBA finals for the first time ever? How could the best player in franchise history, who also grew up just 40 miles away from the Cavs' arena, be more openly hated than any other player in sports history? Why rain more boos for a free agent leaving his team than for an two-time alleged rapist, a dog killer, an owner who gutted the city and an opponent who openly hated on the city?
LeBron started his night on the court with the motherlode of all money shots, a one man bukkake style chalk toss. Even though LeBron hater and former Cavs slayer Michael Jordan actually invented the chalk toss, Cleveland fans seem to think it was some private ritual that LeBron came up with to make them feel special.
Last night, LeBron blew chalk in their faces like a climax on a legion of losers. Imagine how many times ex-Browns owner Art Modell rewound LeBron's latest Cleveland chalk toss on his DVR while laughing himself to sleep.
Cavs owner Dan Gilbert is pictured above, in the blue dress shirt to the left. LeBron was probably telling his ex-Cavs teammates what a sorry bunch of suckers they are without him and Delonte West while conveniently bending over for Gilbert to kiss his ass. OK, maybe not the Delonte part.
Cavs fans raised signs like they were at a political convention. It looked like a tea party rally with so many white people mad at one black man for making moves. The signs were often incorrect.
For example, the sign saying LeBron is a prince in Wade's country is statistically wrong. LBJ leads the Heat in points, assists and steals per game. Wade is second in all three categories. Which one is the prince in that equation?
The sign that says LeBron left his talents in Cleveland is also wrong. Cleveland has no talent. Mo Williams hasn't found his talents since he cried about losing LeBron as a teammate. His scoring average is at its lowest since he joined the Cavs, 13.9 ppg. Antawn Jamison is having his worst season since his rookie year. I guess he left his talents in Washington.
To the loser who thinks, "Akron hates you, too, LeBron," that would also be wrong according to Akron's own LeBron James Grandmothers Club. So-called Cavs fans can't get it right.
How about "LeSit your LeUgly ass down you old LeBowl-haircut having hater. And learn how to LeSpell." It's t-r-a-i-t-o-r, fool.
Wait, isn't that one of Tiger's babes? Not the model one, but the one who worked at the diner? I'm pretty sure that's her. She needs to quit the hair dresser who coiffed that cheap stringy mess, looking like fried jellyfish.
LeBron: What should I do? Should I kick this little loudmouth guido's ass for trying to step to me while I'm at work? Witness this asswhippin', Cleveland."
Some of these Cavs fans would do us all favors if they just shredded themselves into oblivion. Maybe they'd come back as real sports fans in a better city like Detroit or even Oakland.
In all these photos, it's hard to find anyone wearing a Cavs jersey or Cavs colors. What kind of fans are they if instead of supporting their team, they only show up ready to hate someone who left? Not even Philadelphia Eagles fans have hatred on that level.
LeBron laughs last. He laughs at me and anyone else who hoped he'd stay in Cleveland. I wanted him to stay there because I thought he was a loser who belonged there. I was wrong. LeBron is doing what it takes to be a winner. It's the Cavs boobirds who are losers.
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