Black Santa's White Xmas

 Despite Joakim Noah being injured and missing the Bulls loss to the Knicks,

 and despite Rajon Rondo being injured and missing the Celtics loss to the Magic,

 and despite Ron Artest & Matt Barnes failing to shut LeBron James down on his way to a triple double and a Heat blowout of the Lakers,

 and despite my Baltimore homey Carmelo Anthony missing the Nuggets loss to the Thunder,

 and despite the fifth NBA game of the day being the lowly Warriors vs. the Blazers,

 despite all those bad basketball things, I've still had a fantastic Christmas. 

 Black Santa never lets me down. He spreads joy and happiness to me and mine. He even made it snow a little bit because he knows how some people dream of a white Christmas.

 Now that Black Santa's work is done, it's party time. The elves are at the club and the reindeer are bucks gone wild out back. And in the VIP room, Black Santa is making his own white Xmas dreams come true. 

 Go Black Santa.

 Ho Ho Ho!