Dear Scores,
As a New Yorker, I appreciate your offer to give LeBron James unlimited free lap dances for life in order to entice him to play basketball in our city. His presence could've put the Knicks back on the NBA map. He would've brought millions of dollars pouring in to NY and you did your part to encourage that.
You offered him endless lap dances and steaks. I bet there was an under the table clause that even included no holds barred champagne room privileges.
Yet he turned you, Mayor Bloomberg, the Knicks and me down.
I'm not a Knicks fan per se, but LeBron's smug behavior is infuriating. I bet you're even angrier than me. You probably won't go the route of the Cavs owner and write a nasty letter, but I'm here offering to help you out with that.
I'll publicly bash LeBron daily until he's out of the NBA. Relentlessly. Let him get bounced from the playoffs and I'll write 2 pieces a day about his failures. All I ask for in return is unlimited lap dances until he retires. I don't even want the steaks. Just the lap dances. And free drinks whenever the Heat lose.
Deal?
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