LeBron James is out of the playoffs. The Cavs are out too, but nobody cares about Cleveland. It's all about LeBron.
He seems like a mama's boy who needs to feel loved and get lots of attention without actually earning it (no rings, no slam dunk competition), so I bet he stays with Cleveland. That way, he won't have to hear thunderous boos 2-4 times a year when he visits the Cavs.
Yet one New Yorker has made his own personal heart felt offer to lure LeBron to New York. Ed Norwick, the general manager of the Manhattan strip club Scores, offered the following to LeBron if he signs with the Knicks:
-free admission to Scores for life
-free unlimited lap dances for life
-free steak for life
Has Cleveland offered that? Does Cleveland even have strip clubs? Miami made a web site begging Dwyane Wade to stay there. Any strippers post pix on that site? The Vikings put up a billboard asking Brett Favre to return. Any pole dancers up on that ad?
I'm sure LeBron's posse wants him to take the Knicks' and Scores offers, assuming they get some free steaks and dances too. We won't know LeBron's decision for weeks and my speculation ends here.
For now, LeBron's season is done and he's gone clubbin'.
Here's a taste of what his future might hold in New York.
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