TNT's Kenny Smith & Charles Barkley like to close out on losing NBA playoff teams by saying that they've gone' fishin'. Yet we don't usually hear about NBA players spending their off days sitting on ponds, drinking beer and waiting for trout to come along. Instead, they're usually at the club or on the beach. So instead of "gone fishin'", we "gone clubbin'" with the dancers of each ousted team since those girls give glimpses of the fun in their cities.
First stop, Miami. This city is a distraction for all road teams with it's beaches, night life and women. Many players will be spending time this off-season enjoying all that South Beach has to offer.
Next stop, Chicago. Joakim Noah might find Cleveland boring, but he should be happy that girls like these Luvabull lovelies will be on the beaches of Lake Michigan by day and in the clubs at night.
In Charlotte, these aren't their grandpappy's Southern Belles. Times have changed in Charlotte so the night life has to be more fun than fishing.
Next up is Dallas where they try to do everything bigger and better. If the Cowboy cheerleaders showed up for the NBA All Star Game with big smiles & high flying kicks, imagine what they're like at the club at night.
Last stop for this ride is Portland. There's a lot of beautiful nature in Oregon. But I bet Greg Oden would rather be engaging chaps and ass than large mouth bass.
Yet here may be NBA players who really do like fishing. Check out the fish Noah caught in shallow water last off season.
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