Jazz fans came out full force to try to heckle Kobe and company into a bad performance in Game 3. They thought they could rile him by busting on his fashion sense.
But the Utahans were ambushed when AK-47 went metrosexual in his return to the lineup. He thought he could be a better Kobe Stopper by getting into the mentality of a Los Angeles fashion plate.
Ron Artest thwarted his efforts by beating the hairspray out of him.
Mr. Pink Shirt & Red Boots led a chorus of hate on Ron. Again to no avail as Artest busted trey after trey in his grill. Pinky's jeans show he spends a lot of time on his knees, so he's used to this kind of treatment.
Outraged, Khaki Man took a stand by furiously hurling invective even while the rest of the Jazz fans began to accept their fate. Josh Powell bit his lip to keep from shooting a silencing low elbow.
Once Pinky, Khaki Man and the Jazz Clan calmed down, Powell joined Coach Jackson in his 4th quarter yawn ritual. Jim Clemons, Adam Morrison & DJ Mbenga prepared to join them using the covered mouth approach.
With the game on the line in the closing seconds, the Jazz faithful showed one last sign of hope that read "We Believe."
Kobe laughed and said, "No you don't. Now be gone before I sweep you.
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